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"The Dynasty Report"
Thoughts from a managerial genius...

Relections on the July 22, 2000 Hoosier Pro Wrestling shows

My, my, my... you try to warn a guy that pain and misery await him, and he just won't listen. If I may say so myself, July 22nd may have very well been the greatest day of Dave Dynasty's managerial career... thus far, that is. You see... I've been saying for months that Jerry Wilson needed to step aside and allow me to take control of the HPW. I've told him over and over again that he is too old, as well as too old-fashioned, to run a wrestling promotion in the new millenium. But did he heed my words and do the right thing? Not at all... in his stubborn fashion he continued to confront me. And with the help of some of his "henchmen", most noteably the Hollywood Swingers, Wilson assaulted and embarassed me time after time. He hit me with a cookie sheet, hit me with a guitar, threw me in a battle royal, and forced me into a diaper... but did I give in? Never! I continued to be persistant and patient... and my sacrifices began to pay off on July 22nd. You see... one of Jerry Wilson's closest friends in the wrestling business has been "Lucious" Lonny Lee. But you see, thanks to Dave Dynasty's endless supply of financial funds, Lonny once again saw the evil of Jerry Wilson's ways, and he joined The Dynasty! In a move fitting of a genius such as myself, Lonny joined "Outlaw" Jesse Houston and me in attacking Wilson, laying a beating on him that he TRULY deserved! But then, our fun was cut short when the mindless duo of Psycho and The Renegade came to the ring to be heroes for their "boss", Jerry Wilson. Well Psycho and Renegade... August 12th, in Columbus, Indiana, you will both be dealt with accordingly by Lonny Lee and Jesse Houston. And Hollywood Swingers... don't think I've forgotten all you've done to me. Your time is coming as well, and perhaps I will attempt to gain revenge on the August 11th HPW show in the hillbilly town of Gnaw Bone, Indiana. Later fools...