Make your own free website on Tripod.com

"The Dynasty Report"
Thoughts from a managerial genius...

Relections on the May 27, 2000 Hoosier Pro Wrestling shows

My, my, my... what I would give to have a picture of the look on Jerry Wilson's face when I showed up at the May 27th HPW show! The poor fool must've been beside himself when he saw me lead "Psycho" Sam Cody to the ring! I do suppose desperate men do desperate things... and once again Jerry Wilson proved just how desperate he is! You see... after a heated verbal exchange between myself and Wilson (which of course, I breezed through with my superior intellect) I was savagely jumped from behind by two of Wilson's security thugs. Now... I have no idea who these two are, or what toilet Wilson fished them out of, but they had no right in laying their hands on a man of my stature! But they did... and Jerry Wilson, the "King of Cowardice" then HANDCUFFED me to the top ring rope! I had to watch the entire match from the ring apron. I was helpless... or so Wilson thought! You see... Jerry Wilson is so unintelligent that he continues to underestimate me! Throughout my many business ventures, I've had MANY security officers work for me... and most of these officers were, well... simpleminded. And they consistently do unbelievably ignorant things... just as most bottom-feeding commoners, such as Jerry Wilson, do. So you see, I developed a habit of carrying a handcuff key with me at all times... for moments when I had to free a pitiful officer from his own handcuffs. To make a long story short... I continue this habit to this day, and happened to have a handcuff key on me on May 27th. Thus, I was able to free myself from the handcuffs. I then entered the ring, and reached into my pocket (which is very deep, by the way) and pulled out a small packet of powder. Now you see... as I was on the apron, Roy Presley (the opponent of Sam Cody) constantly attempted to harm me. He threatened me, he swung at me... he did everything in his meager power to get at me. Thank goodness Sam Cody was loyal enough to keep me safe. So when I had that powder in my hand, I was going to get revenge on Roy Presley. Sam Cody locked Presley in a full nelson and held him in place. But, as you can imagine, it is EXTREMELY difficult to hold Roy Presley in a full nelson... after all, his hair is LOADED with grease, or whatever it is he puts on his head. So, Cody's hands slipped apart, due to the grease in Presley's hair, and since Presely had been beaten senseless by "Psycho" Sam through the entire match... he feel to the mat. And wouldn't you know the fool would be fortunate enough to fall, just as I threw the powder? Needless to say... the powder wound up in the eyes of Sam Cody (COMPLETELY inadvertantly!). Cody then stumbled into a Roy Presley DDT, and somehow, someway... thanks largely to the grease in his hair... Roy Presely stole a win from Sam Cody. And then, as i was checking on my wrestler on the mat, Jerry Wilson slipped into the ring, and BUSTED a guitar over my head! That over the hill fool had the nerve to strike my with a foreign object... AGAIN! Well, I assure you that you have not heard the last of "Downtown" Dave Dynasty! On June 24th, I will be back. I may bring Sam Cody with me again... or I may bring someone else. You see... you never know what I'm planning. Just when you think you've got all the answers, I change the questions! See you there fools...