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"The Dynasty Report"
Thoughts from a managerial genius...

Relections on the April 30, 2000 Hoosier Pro Wrestling shows

Well, well, well... it is I, the most talented manager to ever grace a wrestling ring in Indiana... Dave Dynasty! For all of you inbreds who were not in attendance at the April 30th Hoosier Pro Wrestling show in Columbus, Indiana, let me recap Dave Dynasty's partaking of the festivities. You see... I've gone to the past several HPW shows... observing, determining whether the promotion would be a wise business investment for a man of my stature. At this particular show, HPW Promoter Jerry Wilson called me into the ring... and proceeded to question my attendance. He called me a "manager wannabe" and asked me "what my problem was". Well, I told Wilson what my "problem" was. I told him I thought he was "old news" and was "unfit to run a wrestling show". This seemed to spark off that fiery Jerry Wilson temper, as he proceeded to take a cookie sheet from a fan at ringside, and hit me numerous times with it. I managed to escape his tirade with no major injuries, and as I walked to the back, Wilson challenged me to return to the HPW on the next show, on Saturday, May 27th. Well, Dave Dynasty NEVER backs down from a challenge. Of course... I know every Hoosier Pro Wrestling fan wonders what my reasoning is behind my sudden involvement in HPW action. Well peons, it is quite simple... you see... Wilson represents everything I despise about this business. Quite frankly, he is by far too OLD SCHOOL and simply has NO CLUE how to properly run a business! Wilson does not have the knowledge to run a successful wrestling show in the new millenium. Someone needs to wake Wilson up and break the bad news too him... this is no longer your parent's 1980's "rasslin'" and Tommy Rich is no longer a World Champion! Sorry Jerry... all things must come to an end! What the HPW needs, and what it's fans want, is a new breed of sport's entertainment, and a brilliant mind to handle the business affairs of the promotion! They want wrestling that is athletic, talented, and exciting. Something that Jerry Wilson CANNOT provide! Wilson is too busy protecting his fellow old schoolers... "Diceman" Ronnie Vegas, Deputy Dog, etc. But you know... I believe the time is right for a little takeover of the HPW! After all... everybody knows that professional wrestling is the hottest form of entertainment in the world today. It'd be a smart investment on my part! It is time that I stepped forward and took the reigns of this shoddy little promotion, and show the fans of Indiana what REAL wrestling is all about! I've done some talking around the locker room, and I've reached business agreements with several wrestlers who are going to help me achieve my goals! Who are my new associates you ask? Well morons, do you think a genius such as myself would let his master plan leak out in public? Absolutely not! If you want to find out, you have only one choice... come to the HPW card on May 27th, in Columbus, Indiana! Wilson challenged me to be there yet again, and I WILL be there... and I will turn the HPW upside down! It's time for a new era... a new regime... a new DYNASTY! See you there fools...